Swine flu. Run for my life!
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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