I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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