Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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