Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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