New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize