i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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