Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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