I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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