stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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