did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Pappa wants mamma naked
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
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A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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