I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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