doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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