Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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