I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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