Sponge bath it is.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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