hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Alive.
So much puke
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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