So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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