i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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