think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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