Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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