the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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