We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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