so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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