absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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