bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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