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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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