that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
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You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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