I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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