Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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