turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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