He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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