Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I think a kid would responsible me up
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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