I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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