But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?