hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????