i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
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We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends