K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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