Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.