If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.