She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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