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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You need a sexual gate keeper
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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