i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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