I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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