Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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