I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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