Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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