He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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