if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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