David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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