Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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