Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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