Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
