redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You dont lie about slip and slides
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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