Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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